It's like Tolstoy said. Happiness is an allegory, unhappiness a story.

“Once a guy starts using a wig, he has to keep using one. It's, like, his fate. …”

“Time. Particles of darkness configured mysterious patterns on my retina. Patter…”

“No matter how much enthusiasm and effort you put into writing, if you totally l…”

“To tell you the truth, sleepless nights are as unusual for me as sumo wrestlers…”