It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress.

“Now you know how I justify my addictions—if I can pay less for it than I would …”

“I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. …”

“Oh ye of little faith. Not for IYD... But you didn't even try.”

“You were firing questions at me today, trying to get inside my head.You asked i…”