Internet access came before pride. 

“Matthew, confess now. Are you a closeted font nerd? Do you go to these conferen…”

“Shut up" he says teasingly. "I know what you're thinking, and that's not why yo…”

“What’s happenin’, the cakest of all my baby cakes?”

“Matt laughed. "Close. That was last year. This year it's Obsessive Deovtion to …”