If you can't be seven feet tall, be seven feet smart.

“Wait." He paused, and she held out a hand to him. His thick fingers engulfed he…”

“Realize this, though. Half my genes run through your body, and my selfish genom…”

“But have you ever overheard two women discussing men? Men are crude liars, comp…”

“On the sixth day God saw He couldn't do it all, so He created ENGINEERS”