I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

“Without love, life was nothing but endless tasks and battles.”

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting …”

“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.”

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