I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a…”

“When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they tol…”

“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgott…”

“I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”