I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

“Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire b…”

“Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, th…”

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish t…”

“That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious …”