I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew …”

“A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I…”