I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.

“Sometimes I think my own brain might be a bitch whose sole purpose is to make m…”

“What is 'weird' anyway?" Frank asks thoughtfully. "Other than things bland peop…”

“You've got a wonderful way with words, disgusting but wonderful.”

“You need a job and I need a PA, why don’t you come and work for me?”“No thanks,…”