I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

“this might be the happy ending without the ending”

“I was still trying to impress you, and I still wanted to be impressed by you, s…”

“I think they would like the songs betterif I left out the names, or changedthe …”

“I don't mean that God made this happen to teach us something. Or to teach me so…”