I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.

“The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming lan…”

“Technology is anything invented after you were born.”

“A change in perspective is worth 80 IQ points.”

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”