I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

“Calcifer," Sophie said, "I shall have to break your contract. Will it kill you?…”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”

“Christopher discovered that you dealt with obnoxious masters and most older boy…”

“Howl backed into the door to shut it and leaned there in a tragic attitude. "Lo…”