How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon? Author: Bruce Coville Copy Quote More from Bruce Coville “...You should make someone a wonderful husband." Even the tips of Jamie's ears …” “All these guys picking on smart kids and calling them geeks and dweebs are goin…” “There's lots of kinds of chains...You can't see most of them, the ones that bin…” “Lights and darks. And suddenly i was here, where everything seems strange. And …”