He owns Douchedome. All assholes compete in the douche form of the Olympics at Douchedome.

“Not bad? The hot Calvin Klein models we taped in our lockers in high school wer…”

“Something broke in me that night. It has stopped being a game and is now a real…”

“But this feeling with him...Severine closed her eyes and drank the moment in. S…”

“I took a gamble on her, thinking that my gut was right, that I had finally met …”