Batman's a scientist.

“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. …”

“Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?""...I don't know...”

“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchi…”

“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”