...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.

“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it…”

“That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the …”

“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught m…”

“My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy”