An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard. Author: Will Self Copy Quote More from Will Self “Alan sensed Bull as liability, pure liability, triple liability. Alan was now h…” “....with the morbid realisation that his sexual being was a dull thing, a lifel…” “As my voice died away I became conscious of the voice of another woman two tabl…” “Don't look back until you've written an entire draft, just begin each day from …”