Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.

“Why does she want me?" Coraline asked the cat. "Why does she want me to stay he…”

“If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!”

“Somehow, this was one oddity too many. He could accept "Mind the Gap" and the E…”

“The head of the sledgehammer was cold, icy cold, and it touched his forehead as…”