A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.

“*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.”

“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.”

“The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2)…”

“Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.”