You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.

“Still, I couldn't get over Dad calling those farmers. People might think helpin…”

“Oh. Listen, this is really hard for me . . . ""What is?""You know. Being liked.…”

“And that's where our conversation went from there, than God, both of us laughin…”

“I hate it when people make fun of me and it turns out they're right.”