*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

“A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.”

“He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.”

“Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.”

“There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.”