You can't fix stupid.

“guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do”

“I believe that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors..... 2…”

“If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off”

“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What yo…”