Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

“For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got t…”

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”

“The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same wa…”

“I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.”