When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.

“Watching St John rock his wife's body was not part of my job description. Hones…”

“His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and …”

“I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two …”

“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and runni…”