Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.

“I'm not lying.”

“In English, we were still on the Introduction to Poetry Unit, and I'm not lying…”

“(The raindrops) played across the coast all through the night, until the soft n…”

“Lizzie Bright Griffin, do you ever wish the world would just go ahead and swall…”