There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

“I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men …”

“I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.”

“If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be differen…”

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You hav…”