There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

“The very purpose of existence it to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ou…”

“Then my hostess said, "Oh, Denis (as my name was before I dyed it) never plays …”

“It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was…”

“Men get laid, but women get screwed.”