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“Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.”

“The people who live happily ever after - they don't appear in the history books…”

“Oh, son, hardly anybody wants to leave. These mountains are more than just a pl…”

“Romulan or Vulcan?' the ushers asked each guest.Marion, who had been poised to …”