The best defense is a confusing offense.

“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your ed…”

“Myth: Vampires have incredible vision. Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you'r…”

“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your…”

“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”