Religion was no cure for dysfunction.

“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been…”

“Miri forced herself to remain very still. Never run from immortals, she remembe…”

“He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.”

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see…”