Nippy Noodles

“I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking…”

“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at a…”

“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day…”

“Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. Wh…”