Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”

“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than on…”

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”