Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.

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“I settled for a cup of coffee. Only it wasn't coffee. It was a coffee substitut…”

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“We turned out to be good for each other. For a stitch of time all the hard ques…”