Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—con…”

“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now…”

“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point …”

“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other be…”