Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.

“She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.”

“I fought a killer and didn’t even smudge my makeup.”

“He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz”

“After the wink, his head moved down and his eyes made a beeline to my chest. Ug…”