Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.

“Even if that were so, how could I be happy as a vampire? There is no chance of …”

“P.S. Murders kill for pleasure.Vampires kill to survive.”

“Kidnapped by a vampire, death by a squid. How tragic.”

“He sighed, his hands tangling themselves in my already-knotted hair. “Violet, d…”