Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

“A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more…”

“Sometimes one gets the idea that life thinks it's still living in Paris in the …”

“If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous …”

“Life is hard - if you think it's hard.”