Juice is a poor man’s dessert.

“The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Givin…”

“A driver’s license is an uneducated man’s diploma.”

“Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, diss…”

“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: a…”