Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

“I'm not sure my belly button is exactly in the middle. I wonder what that means…”

“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part…”

“Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.”

“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two…”