If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

“While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amuse…”

“Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like: it is the only way in which a man ca…”

“If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next…”

“Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.”