I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn't have a sense of humor. He never has anything funny in his stories.

“I can't allow what we learned in English composition to disrupt the sound and r…”

“Elmore Leonard's Ten Rules of Writing1. Never open a book with weather.2. Avoid…”

“Don't go into great detail describing places and things, unless you're ­Margare…”

“There were a lot of terms you had to learn, as opposed to the shylock business …”