Giddy up, shithole.

“Her wavy hair falls to mid-waist, and I think how she looks better this way. Fr…”

“I love you, Charlie," I say. "I fucking love you so much.”

“And the band—oh, sweet mercy—the band. They're like a cross between mini Justin…”

“I wake up feeling like I spent the last three days in a massage parlor. My musc…”