Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.

“So let me get this straight---May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's m…”

“My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.”

“You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from…”

“A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pighea…”