Everyone is a hypocrite in one sense or another and I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

“I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”

“I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes…”

“I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rej…”

“You’re a big boy now; you’ll never let her go, but that’s just the kind of thin…”