Couldn't I just be a bit loony instead of gifted?

“Long story short, ghosts just coming out of the closet sucked at communication.…”

“Kylie watched as his shirttail upward, exposing a very hard abdomen. The hem of…”

“But I can tell you this, Mr. James, I refuse to be treated with disrespect.""Di…”

“Nana used to say whenever you start feeling like the world is taking a bite out…”