Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.

“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”

“A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt h…”

“Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.”

“Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a jo…”