Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex f…”

“The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.”

“Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she…”

“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his m…”