Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are having an extraordinary life and marriage and your mother-in-law is, say, Maureen Dowd, or Indira Gandhi. Someone of that ilk.

“Marriage is a conspiracy from Tiffany, florists, the diamond industry, and Chri…”

“I´ve blown past Bitter and am already in the heart of Apathy.”

“Next to me N floats in a parachute of his own design: He wants the divorce; I d…”

“Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer va…”