Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara BushTags: sexuality lies sex lying fellatio oral-sex
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.
Anaïs NinTags: love hate hatred fellatio oral-sex penis-sucking
She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing.
Jeanette WintersonIt's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.
David SedarisTags: oral-sex
A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.
Lisa KleypasI've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'
Oh, Rae. Who hasn't
Tags: sex conversation oral-sex
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)
Eugene MirmanTags: humor sex fellatio oral-sex
I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.
George CarlinTags: humor fellatio oral-sex dick
Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.
Allen GinsbergTags: humor politics gay oral-sex gay-rights
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
Chelsea HandlerTags: humor self-sacrifice selflessness sex giving oral-sex blow-job giving-and-receiving selfless
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