You never really know what's going on with your ceiling until you just give up and lie down on your floor.

“We had found the place from which we were all lit from within, and oh, we were …”

“She’s like a bonfire on the darkest night of the year, a bonfire on a prairie i…”

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. Th…”

“Stop making excuses for them. … They have eyes! They can see that the toilet pa…”